@Brice co-founder of La Growth Machine, just received this prospecting email…
Watch out for your variables, mate!
We receive these masterpieces every week, as I’m sure you do too. It gave us the idea to create this thread and invite you to share your own. It’s fun and educational in terms of DOs and, especially, DON’Ts! 
Only one rule: keep the gem anonymous; we’re not here to call anyone out! (I’ll delete posts if names or company names are visible).
Excited (and a bit scared) to see your treasures! 